ELISEO WILLIAM!!!

Yes, I did it. For the first time today I had to threaten my child using his full proper name. 

We were upstairs in my office, I was almost done working and E was getting bored. He was playing on the floor keeping himself busy, which I was very thankful for. But then he discovered something...an outlet on the wall without a protector, under a small table. I could see his little brain processing.."oooh I can stick my fingers in there"...light.bulb. (said in Dispicable Me fashion). He crawls up to the table, crawls under the table and stops. Hand goes up. Me (in a very stern and scary voice): UH OH....(Love and Logic words). He jumped and immediately starting crying. Well good, I meant to scare you, that will hurt you! Cries eventually die down.

About a half hour later, silly me for not finding an outlet protector. He crawls over to the table. Stops. Waits. One. Two...hand starts to go up.  Me: "ELISEO WILLIAM...." He turns and gives me the most innocent look. I wasn't gonna go there, really!  Crawls away.

Tomorrow: outlet protectors.